Would you like fries with that?
Contributed / Not So Tall Tales

Would you like fries with that?

There’s a cliche somewhere that says something like “you’re learning every day of your life.”  Well, I’m not too sure about every day, but there are certainly some occasions where something will happen and I’ll think “yep, I sure did learn something here.”  For example, I discovered the other day that applying dry shampoo before … Continue reading

Have You Been Girlfriendzoned?
How Dating Should Be

Have You Been Girlfriendzoned?

“Nice guys” who claim that they are friendzoned but-don’t-understand-how-because-all-they-want-to-do-is-get-in-the-girls-pants-and-oh-my-god-nice-guys-always-finish-last – piss me the fuck off. I hate it when a guy tells me I friendzoned him. Sorry I didn’t go along with your imaginary relationship? Don’t have feelings for you bro. However, girls are coming back with an even better label. Let me introduce “Girlfriendzoned” … Continue reading