He respects my space And never makes me wait And he calls exactly when he says he will He’s close to my mother Talks business with my father He’s charming and endearing And I’m comfortable Yes, I just used a Taylor Swift song to start a post. I’m sorry, I know, a little pathetic, but … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: July 2013
Rules for Promoting Your Club/DJ/Gig
Here’s the scene: You log into your online dating site and see that you have a new message. You’re all excited to see what this message says and what kind of guy was gutsy enough to finally make a move. You click the message and this is what you get: No. Do not use an … Continue reading
Why Being Single is (Sometimes) Awesome
Every now and then, I am extremely happy to be single. Mostly because it means I never have to check what someone else is doing before taking off to do my own thing, I can change from pajamas directly into yoga pants and there’s no one to judge my laziness, and I can shave my … Continue reading
Five Reasons I’m Better Than a 19-Year-Old
Being dumped is awful. What’s more awful is being dumped for a 19-year-old. I had been seeing a guy for awhile when I got this weird feeling that things weren’t going so great. When I finally asked him when our next date would be, he suggested that we meet to “talk about how things are … Continue reading
Snuggie: Bringing Sexy Back
Surfing the web, I came across a little gem called The Snuggie Sutra by Lex Friedman. My initial reaction to this book: MUST. READ. Channeling the original fancy sex book, The Karma Sutra, The Snuggie Sutra offers fun ways to get down and dirty in your favorite blanket/robe. Fully illustrated, this handy little book gives … Continue reading
My Date Who Failed Trivia
As far as date activities go, trivia is a pretty good one. You have the opportunity to flex your knowledge and impress your date with the ridiculous amount of random facts you have on file – or you can laugh about not knowing anything. Everything about trivia sets up for a good date: Takes place … Continue reading
Wishing For Things Won’t Make Them Come True
I’m an optimist. I sometimes wish things so hard that I expect they will come true. Sadly this doesn’t work, as example by my lack of a boyfriend for one. My ex and I started talking again, things had been going well. Weeks filled with sleep overs, dinners, and long walks with the dog. Everything … Continue reading