So you have your first date. Congrats! Now it’s time to get down to the dirty bits about how to approach it. Is it casual? Or more romantic? Do you actually care about the guy? Or are you just trying to break your dateless streak? These are the important questions that every lady ponders as she … Continue reading
I love Pitch Perfect. I learned the Cups song the next day after seeing the move in theaters and had literally been counting down the days until I had HBO to re-watch it. And my favorite part of the move? Fat Amy. Fat Amy is the tits. Now don’t get me wrong Becca is pretty great … Continue reading
Every now and then I have one of those moments where I step back and take a look at everything I have going on. And now and then, I realize that I might be a little too busy for everything. After relocating about a month ago, I somehow managed to fill my social calendar to … Continue reading
I realize not all of us can have the class that Kanye and Kim ooze. But hopefully after this post we’ll all be able to get a little bit closer to the orb of light circling Kim’s ass. Probably not though, just being real. According to Kanye, he and Kim are the best thing since slice … Continue reading
Contrary to popular belief, women are not waiting by their phones the minute they give a guy their number. This may come as a shock to some old-school men out there who believe the “Three Day Rule” is still a thing. (Hint: When Urban Dictionary mocks the technique, time to give it up.) Here’s an illustration … Continue reading
In a woman’s life, there comes a time when she asks herself: “What kind of invisible freak flag am I putting out there?” This happened for me. And I’m still trying to figure it out. The online dating world has this seedy underbelly of weirdo-s. Not everyone online is weird – most are nice, possibly … Continue reading
It’s come to my attention (since referring to a guy as my white whale and getting weird looks) that not everyone knows what “white whale” means. It’s from Moby Dick and basically represents the object you long for. Urban Dictionary knows what I mean (see #7). So that thing I couldn’t have, or thought I couldn’t have, … Continue reading