“Nice guys” who claim that they are friendzoned but-don’t-understand-how-because-all-they-want-to-do-is-get-in-the-girls-pants-and-oh-my-god-nice-guys-always-finish-last – piss me the fuck off. I hate it when a guy tells me I friendzoned him. Sorry I didn’t go along with your imaginary relationship? Don’t have feelings for you bro. However, girls are coming back with an even better label. Let me introduce “Girlfriendzoned” … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: January 2014
Dating Your Wife SHOULDN’T be Celebrated
Neither should “babysitting” your kids. But we’ll address that in a minute. This article has been popping up in my homepage all week long, something about this guy Jarrid and how he is amazing. Finally, I clicked the link bait and was stunned to see that this man was getting so much press because he … Continue reading
How To Create a Tinder Profile
Creating an online dating profile takes a certain amount of time and finesse. Hours have been spent agonising over the right humorous-yet-modest tone, how much one should write, how much information to divulge… Tinder solves all of these problems! You don’t need to write a thing. Zero. Zip. All you need to do is upload … Continue reading
Are You a Lighthouse or the Bermuda Triangle?
Perusing the Internet yesterday, I came across this great article where the author describes women who are lighthouses versus those who are the Bermuda Triangle. In a nutshell, the lighthouse woman is a beacon of light that attracts men to her. She doesn’t need to look for suitors – they not only come to her, … Continue reading
5 Tips for Internet Dating
I went on my first internet date in 1997, just a few weeks after I turned 18. This happened before Match.com existed. It was part of dial-up and was called Love @ AOL. Anyhow, I know a few things about internet dating and I want to share them. This is the precursor to an entire … Continue reading
Women Hold All the Cards
A little while ago there was an article floating around that is actually so offensive, I refuse to link to it. The premise of the douche-author’s argument is self-confident women are horrible and more should be done to make women less empowered. Bottom line, this piece was incredibly chauvinistic and got both myself and How … Continue reading
My 2014 Dating “Fuck it” List
I’ve grown to hate dating. The initial hook, the corny lines and then finally sinking into the depths of being blocked. The crushing frustration you feel when you realize nothing more is going to happen and the pain you feel when you hoped it would. It’s a constant roller coaster of emotions which has lately been a … Continue reading