Contributed / Sage Advice

How To Create a Tinder Profile

Creating an online dating profile takes a certain amount of time and finesse.  Hours have been spent agonising over the right humorous-yet-modest tone, how much one should write, how much information to divulge…  Tinder solves all of these problems!  You don’t need to write a thing.  Zero.  Zip.  All you need to do is upload a few photos.  After all, a picture says a thousand words right?

So here is my guide to creating a Tinder profile that will have you ‘matching’ like there’s no tomorrow…

Always choose a photo that clearly shows who you are

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Make sure to enhance your best assets

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And a strong face shot will always go down well

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Everyone loves a close-up

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And shades make you look more mysterious

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A tiger is always a great photo accessory

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The bigger the better

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Ladies love a guy with a good head of hair

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Not to mention a guy who looks great in speedos

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Showing that you have attractive friends is a bonus (in case the lucky girl gets bored of you and decides to fancy one of your pals instead)

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If there’s a girl in one of your photos, make sure to explain who she is

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Girls like guys who have traveled

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And remember to include the best photo that’s ever been taken of you. Ever.

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And there you have it. Simple steps to getting just the right photo-impression of you!

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