Amanda: Reader by day, blogger by night, dater on the weekends, awesome all the time. I may never be the girl with an actual real-life boyfriend, but I’m the go-to girl for advice and stories. For what seems like an eternity, I’ve been experimenting in “dating” and hoping for the best. I may come across like a bitch (also, the title is Heartless Bitch, get it right), but really I’m just not interested in dealing with anyone’s nonsense but my own.

From how to avoid dating felons to whether or not the Snuggie Sutra takes advanced acrobatics skill to pull off, I’ve got stories and I’ve got tips. Hopefully you’ll appreciate the rambling way I make a really important point and the stories that get you there. Maybe you’ll just walk away thinking “damn, I’m glad I’m not that girl!” Either way, I’m pretty sure you’ll take something away from the collection of adventurous dating stories.

Courtney: With 5+ years of dating drama on my side I am hoping to light up your date night with my lightsaber of truth. Over the past four years I’ve been collecting a few million how not to date stories, mostly from the hundreds of blind first dates I’ve gone on. My friends have even dubbed me the MVP of dating, and after you strike out as many times as I have you learn a thing or two (i.e. Never get extra onions on your burger during a first date if you want a romantic kiss.)

Basically I’m the girl your mother begged your brother to date. But he didn’t, and now  has Herpes. I’m a fan of making the first move and have plenty of How To tips to make your friends think their dating advice is actually working. Because let’s be real, it isn’t, you sometimes need someone from outside of your circle to give you the harsh, unbuttered truth (oh and by the way stop texting him 24/7 there is a reason he hasn’t responded to your last 15 texts and it isn’t because he 1. lost his phone, 2. was kidnapped by mole men or 3.”forgot”).

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