In case you haven’t noticed, I’m in a bit of a dating slump. AKA: I hate dating and have no interest in putting in the energy to flirt with someone, let alone be nice to them. I’ve come to terms with the fact that the chase sucks. I hate the carefully crafted dance around dating. … Continue reading
Category Archives: How Dating Should Be
In an ideal world where we are as perfect as we want to be, dating is also perfect. Here’s our dreams of a better dating tomorrow.
How Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal Ruined Me for All Men
“When Harry Met Sally” is one of my favorite romantic comedies. Growing up it used to be my go to New Year’s Eve movie, go to break up movie, and “you don’t need an excuse to watch this, just watch it” movie. However, after watching it for the one thousandth time last night I realized … Continue reading
Have You Been Girlfriendzoned?
“Nice guys” who claim that they are friendzoned but-don’t-understand-how-because-all-they-want-to-do-is-get-in-the-girls-pants-and-oh-my-god-nice-guys-always-finish-last – piss me the fuck off. I hate it when a guy tells me I friendzoned him. Sorry I didn’t go along with your imaginary relationship? Don’t have feelings for you bro. However, girls are coming back with an even better label. Let me introduce “Girlfriendzoned” … Continue reading
5 Tips for Internet Dating
I went on my first internet date in 1997, just a few weeks after I turned 18. This happened before Match.com existed. It was part of dial-up and was called Love @ AOL. Anyhow, I know a few things about internet dating and I want to share them. This is the precursor to an entire … Continue reading
Women Aren’t Born Crazy, Men Make Them That Way
So this is my call to action for all men leaving one, or many, girls hanging on by a hopeful piece of thread. Please, for our crazy sake and your phone bill, cut the damn thread. Tell us you’re not interested, tell us something harsh so we back the eff off. DO NOT LEAVE A DAMN SINGLE THREAD ATTACHED – it will come back to haunt you, I promise it will. And it will be crazy faced – and scarier than a clown.
You Must Be At LEAST This Tall to Get On This Ride
Confession: I am 5 feet 8 inches tall. That’s pretty tall for a female. It’s certainly no record breaker, but it’s significantly taller than the average female. Sadly, it’s also as tall as the average male. What does this mean in terms of dating life? It means a guy must be at least a certain … Continue reading
Are you dating a #Douche? Are there #Blurred Lines?
Meet our new BBF (Best Blogger Friend) Liz, of WomanlyWoman (and first EVER guest poster). We are thrilled to have her! Enjoy her first post of many (we hope!). So you may have seen the video for the hit song by Robin Thicke, Blurred Lines. I like the song. It is catchy and fun to … Continue reading