Guest Post: Judy McD If you are or have ever been single and have a cell phone, then you’ve probably received a “booty-text.” In my experience, the booty-text starts out with something super casual like “hey, what’s up?” Don’t play games with me. It’s 2:00 a.m. and you know exactly what’s up. I’m either sleeping or … Continue reading
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You Can’t Pin a Boyfriend, But you Can Pin a Husband
A long time ago, before Pinterest, I (and everyone on my freshman dorm floor) would plan my wedding in the privacy of a Word doc and a LOT of saved links. I would dream up the perfect dress, the perfect floral arrangement, and of course – the perfect groom. Some days he was tall, dark, … Continue reading
Ho’s Before Bro’s
Announcement: I genuinely enjoy being single. Sure there are times I wish I had someone to spoon with, or that someone who isn’t my housemate would cook me dinner, but overall, single times equal good times. I can do what I want when I want to do it, I don’t need to confer with anyone … Continue reading
One Week, Three Dates
I had a lot of dates in one week. Three dates over six days. Three and a half if you count an office party. The best part of this date-filled week was the total variety of “dates.” (Especially if you count that office party.) The first date was a lady-date. You know, that great date … Continue reading
Why Ripping My Leggings Was My Sign to Move On
I bought my first pair of leggings when I met the guy I was sure I was going to marry. After my first date with him I was so infatuated it wasn’t healthy. He was older than me, had a real job, and lived in Boston by himself. He was everything I didn’t think I … Continue reading
To Poop or Not to Poop? That is the Question
We all poop. It happens. We eat a little too much IHOP, or have that extra cup of coffee that clears everything out of our systems, making sounds like an unholy creature using us as a host was just expelled as it exits. But what happens when the person you went to IHOP with is … Continue reading
How To Create a Tinder Profile
Creating an online dating profile takes a certain amount of time and finesse. Hours have been spent agonising over the right humorous-yet-modest tone, how much one should write, how much information to divulge… Tinder solves all of these problems! You don’t need to write a thing. Zero. Zip. All you need to do is upload … Continue reading