In a woman’s life, there comes a time when she asks herself: “What kind of invisible freak flag am I putting out there?” This happened for me. And I’m still trying to figure it out. The online dating world has this seedy underbelly of weirdo-s. Not everyone online is weird – most are nice, possibly … Continue reading
Category Archives: Tales From The Crypt
Creepy, crawly, horrifying tales of terror. Fact or fiction – take heed with precautionary tales.
Adventures in Speed Dating: Survival Tips
I did it, I went to a speed dating event. I sat at a lone bar table while countless man tried to woo me with their wit for five minutes (though some made it seem like five hours). I dressed accordingly, of course, and brought a spare best friend I had lying around (ain’t nobody … Continue reading
Never Open With Your Penis Size
Recently I rejoined the world of online dating. after taking a brief hiatus of dating all together I figured it would be good to cannonball into the sea of men that were clearly dying to meet me. So I did, and this is what I found in my inbox; Hey what’s going on? I like … Continue reading
From Snooze-Fest to Rage Monster
I received a message from Professor Snooze-Fest when I was originally on a brief dating hiatus. I had decided to take a break after several discouraging incidents in a row – name calling, a polite (and much appreciated) “no, thank you,” and an inappropriate message request – but returned as always to the online dating … Continue reading
Rules for Avoiding Arsonists (And Other Felons)
So this one time, I dated an arsonist. You’re probably hoping for some context here. It went something like this: Girl meets boy on popular online dating site. Girl and boy converse for a bit. Boy goes dark for a few weeks. Girl gives it one more shot. Attempt succeeded in getting a coffee date. … Continue reading