I did it, I went to a speed dating event. I sat at a lone bar table while countless man tried to woo me with their wit for five minutes (though some made it seem like five hours). I dressed accordingly, of course, and brought a spare best friend I had lying around (ain’t nobody … Continue reading
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5 Breakfast Date Rules To Live By
If you have ever find yourself in a situation where you agree to go on a morning date — and cannot get out of it– here are some rules to keep in mind, good rules such as eat as many doughnuts as you like. Brush your goddamn teeth. There is nothing worse than morning breath stank, … Continue reading
Don’t Be a Chicken
“You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You’re chicken, you’ve got no guts. You’re afraid to stick out your chin and say, ‘Okay, life’s a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that’s the only chance anybody’s got for real happiness.’ You call yourself a free spirit, a … Continue reading
Rules for Flirting
You would think that a natural part of dating is flirting. Turns out, not all guys know this. First dates (which are inherently awkward and somewhat uncomfortable, especially online/blind dates) aside, there’s a reasonable expectation that your date will find subtle ways to flirt. Wikipedia has a fantastic outline of flirting, in case you’re looking … Continue reading
Rule #56 Men Should Always Buy Us Pancakes
Pancakes are delicious. There’s really nothing more to say about that. But there is more to say about why men should always buy us pancakes. This isn’t as strange a requirement as you might initially think. Pancakes are generally considered a breakfast food (although delicious at any time of day). Breakfast is consumed in the … Continue reading